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I’m Not Wearing Pants Dog Shirt – Blue Retro Yellow Lettering Cotton Tee (XS–3XL)

I’m Not Wearing Pants Dog Shirt – Blue Retro Yellow Lettering Cotton Tee (XS–3XL)

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Size

Size Chart

🐾 Doggie Design Shirt Size Chart

A simple guide to help you pick the right fit.
Measure your dog’s chest and back length for the best results.

Size

Chest

Neck

Length

Weight (pounds)

XS

12"

8"

8”

3-6

S

14"

10"

10”

6-10

M

16"

12"

12”

10-16

L

19"

14"

16”

16-30

XL

26"

18"

22”

30-45

XXL

34"

20"

25”

45-60

XXXL

40"

22"

29”

60-90

 

How to Measure Your Dog

Chest: Measure around the widest part of the ribcage.
Back Length: Measure from the base of the neck to the base of the tail.
Tip: If your dog is between sizes, choose the larger size for comfort

How to Measure Your Pet

🐾 How to Measure Your Pet for the Perfect Fit


Choosing the right size helps your dog stay comfortable, safe, and happy. Here’s a simple, step‑by‑step guide to get accurate measurements every time.

1. Chest (Girth) — The Most Important Measurement


This is the widest part of your dog’s body.
•     Wrap a soft measuring tape around the rib cage, just behind the front legs
•     Make sure the tape is snug but not tight
•     This measurement determines the correct size for most harnesses and coats


Tip: If your dog is between sizes, always size up for comfort.

2. Neck
Measure where your dog’s collar naturally sits.
•     Wrap the tape around the base of the neck
•     Leave enough room to fit two fingers under the tape
•     This ensures the harness or coat won’t rub or feel restrictive

3. Back Length
This is important for coats, sweaters, and some apparel.
•     Have your dog stand naturally
•     Measure from the base of the neck (where the collar sits)
•     Down to the base of the tail
•     Keep the tape straight along the spine

4. Weight (Optional but Helpful)
Some products use weight as a secondary guide.
•     If your dog is close to the top of a size range, weight can help confirm the best fit

Pro Tips for Accurate Measuring
•     Measure your dog while standing, not sitting
•     Take each measurement twice to be sure
•     If your dog is fluffy, measure with the tape against the body, not over the fur
•     When in doubt, size up — comfort matters more than a tight fit

🐶 Need Help Choosing a Size?
If you’re unsure, send us:
•     Your dog’s breed
•     Chest, neck, and back measurements
•     Your dog’s weight
We’re happy to help you pick the perfect size.

  • Give your pup a hilarious, head‑turning look with the I’m Not Wearing Pants Dog Shirt, featuring bold retro yellow lettering on bright blue cotton. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear, this tee keeps dogs comfortable while delivering maximum personality.

    Features

    • Bright blue cotton with bold retro yellow “I’m Not Wearing Pants” graphic

    • Lightweight and breathable for daily comfort

    • Easy pullover fit

    • Sizes XS–3XL for small to large dogs

    • Great for walks, photos, humor, and everyday style

    • Machine washable and durable

    A funny, expressive tee that guarantees smiles everywhere your dog goes.

    Machine washable for easy care

 Size

Chest

Neck

Length

Weight (pounds)

XS

12"

8"

8”

3-6

S

14"

10"

10”

6-10

M

16"

12"

12”

10-16

L

19"

14"

16”

16-30

XL

26"

18"

22”

30-45

XXL

34"

20"

25”

45-60

XXXL

40"

22"

29”

60-90

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